Dear World (aka Planet Earth),
As you know, there is a lot going on in my life lately. I have a lot of choices to make, but I need your help. So, I have a deal for you.
I have always tried to be environmentally conscious, but I am willing to increase my committment in order for some increased good karma. I will always recycle, and encourage others to recycle. I will never litter, and, specifically, will never spit chewed up gum on the ground. I will maintain my belief that scientists did not make up global warming (which apparently is some nutty controversy). Also, I will limit my use of aerosol hairsprays.
In return, I would appreciate it if you could help me to:
1. Get a job. Preferrably my dream job (which I just applied for today!).
2. Find a sort of gorgeous dress for graduation/interviews. I know this is last minute. Sorry.
3. Get a really great parking spot every now and then.
4. Find a Prince Charming type of guy (if you have time).
These are the things I would like help with. I'm not sure if you'll have to spin a tiny bit faster or slower, or mess with the tides to get this stuff to happen for me... really any method you choose is fine with me. However, I must remind you that I am on something of a time schedule considering that my life expectancy only has about 63 years remaining, so no sands of time garbage please. In fact, if this takes too long, or doesn't happen at all... I will turn on every light in my house and eat every meal for the rest of my life off of styrofoam plates. Thank you for your time!
Your friend,
Aubrey
1 comment:
How lame to comment on my own post, BUT:
1st of all, I didn't even realize it was earth day... how serendipitous was that!
And, secondly... I hope I'm not speaking prematurely... but I found my dress at the first store I went to. And everything I tried on looked good (that, my friends, is a miracle!). AND I got a really good parking spot at the store too!
Apparently you've just got to let the world know what it is that you want!
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