Reasons Why Spring Break Needs to Come NOW

• I don't even hear the alarm clock anymore.
• Those American culture research papers will continue sitting on my front room floor until I get real motivated... which won't happen until I get some sleep.
• My tolerance for a certain 10th grade girl who alternately colors in coloring books and braids friendship bracelets during class is no longer existent. I may ask her to leave. Maybe she can go hang out in the daycare where her talents would be appreciated.
• I want to make more curtains!
• I need to finish reading the 7th Harry Potter book...
• The real reason I went to work today was because the English department bought me Costco chocolate cake for my birthday.