Mood Reading

Today is a day for Catcher in the Rye because Holden Caulfield swears almost as much as I'd like to today.

I'd maybe even risk one good swear, but I'm going to be on my best behavior for awhile. I did a bunch of checking up on a research paper last night that was totally just the regurgitation of a conspiracy theory, and it might have gotten me put on a watch list.

Best behavior.

17 days. 2 hours. 18 minutes.

Lessons From the Kitchen Sink

There is a reason people throw rotten tomatoes.

If you're ever low on tomatoes, but would really like to express your dislike of someone, I'm pretty positive that sloshing leftover spaghetti sauce that is way past its prime would do the trick too.

Ew.

Confession

I am passive-aggressively sabotaging graduation by not telling anyone that the quote being used as the theme is by Seneca, the famous playwright, and not "Senica" the non-existent person with poor syntax.